5. Warren G. Harding/Woodrow Wilson
I know I am distantly related to one of these presidents, but can't remember which one. So they're both on the list! Interesting side note: Harding's middle initial stands for Gamaliel. I'm sure it's Biblical, but it sure sounds like something straight out of Middle Earth.
4. John F. Kennedy
Let's be honest, the only reason JFK made my list is because of Jackie. That woman had the best style of any first lady in recent history. Michelle Obama is giving her a run for her money, with all of her classy dresses and cardigan sweaters, but I don't know that anyone can beat Jackie O's 60s outfits, pillbox hats and over-sized sunglasses.
3. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
FDR and Fala, the Scottish Terrier |
2. William Henry Harrison
This little-known leader, the 9th president of the United States, makes my list for being the man who held this office for the shortest amount of time. He served as President for exactly 32 days before dying of pneumonia. He fought as a General in the War of 1812 but couldn't survive politics.
1. Theodore Roosevelt
Teddy was like the Ron Swanson of the presidency. He wore pince-nez glasses, rode horses, and was famously quoted with saying "Speak softly and carry a big stick." He also completed the Panama Canal (not by himself, obviously), was a rancher/cowboy in North Dakota, rode with the Rough Riders, was an NYC police commissioner, and hunted big-game on African safaris. He was a life member of the NRA and died after contracting malaria. We all know that teddy bears were named after him, but do you know why? Because he found a wounded black bear and ordered it killed to be put out of its misery. I think Ron Swanson would approve.
They even kind of look the same! |