Top 5: Webding Glyphs

No, the topic today isn't written in a foreign language, it's a typography reference. "Webding" is a typeface of symbols that comes included on most computers for use as bullets and icons. A "glyph" is a specific character within that typeface, like the letter "p" or the @ sign. In symbol fonts like Webding, every glyph is a tiny picture. I was working on a project the other day that needed a large variety of arrows, so I was scrolling through Webding's glyphs to see what was available. I found some hilarious stuff! These are my Top 5 favorites.

Note: I made up the titles of all of the symbols, I have no idea if they have real names out there somewhere.

5. Construction Site

Is this where they build #s? I'm not entirely sure what this is supposed to be.

4. Chipmunk

Is it a chipmunk? A weird looking rat? Is it's tail even connected? Why does it only have one front paw? So many questions.

3. Floating Invisible Man

Hasn't everyone done a project where they thought, If only I had an illustration of an invisible business man floating in midair...? I guess the font designers did.

2. Mona Lisa

You know you're a master painter when your work is reproduced in tiny pixel form. At least they framed it.

1. No Pirating

No shirt, no shoes, no pointy-headed one-eared pirates. I don't think I will ever have a good reason to use it, but it's awesome nonetheless. 

Blue Jesus

Lately Christianity has been pissing me off.

I'm not trying to offend anyone by saying that; its just how I feel right now. I consider myself a Christian, I go to church every Sunday, I attend a Christian university - understand that I am not saying any of this out of spite or ignorance, I am saying this out of experience. 

Anymore when I look around me all I see is superficial religiosity. I see Christianity that has evolved from being about Jesus to being about replacing 'secular' music with 'Christian' music, pushing beliefs onto others, and tattoos in Hebrew that prove you are a 'trendy' Christian. I hate it. I hate the fakey, gimmicky, materialist version of Christianity that is popular in the US today. The profound love of God and the sacrifice of Jesus have been cheapened by WWJD? bracelets and ScriptureMints and horrible paintings of Jesus taking the shot of heroin so that the addict doesn't have to.

What has our faith come to? It is no wonder that Christianity has replaced sex as the taboo in literature today. A religion that used to be known for its genuine love, unconditional acceptance, and eagerness to help the downtrodden has disintegrated into a cult for the goody-two-shoes. It is as if we think so highly of ourselves that we believe Jesus must love us. He's going to forgive us anyway, so we may as well have fun while we can. 

And as if to top off my annoyment with Christian merchandise, at the drug store today, while I was waiting for a friend to fill a prescription, I found a book in the "Inspirational" section about Christian pirates. Pirates! I couldn't make this up.  Amazon has the whole series. It just baffles me where we will strategically stick the name of God in order to convert people. Not only that, but we have the audacity to change Him into whatever is the most comfortable. Trying to reach the teenage punk scene? Shirts pop up saying "Jesus Loves Me And My Tattoos". The aspiring business men? Say the Prayer of Jabez and "enlarge your territory". Kids into action figures? Buy them the new plastic Resurrection Playset. I could go on. 

I'm reading Salman Rushdie's Midnight's Children for my Contemporary Lit class right now. It's a fantastic book, and one of the scenes that I cannot seem to get out my head is when one of the Indian women (the book is set when India gets its independence) asks a priest what color skin Jesus has, pink like the Westerners or dark like hers? He answers as he as been taught: blue. "All available evidence, my daughter, suggests that Our Lord Jesus Christ was the most beauteous, crystal shade of pale blue sky," he tells her. The idea is that God is love, and the Hindu god of love, Krishna, is blue, so to make things easier Jesus is blue. 

To make things easier. Christianity isn't supposed to be easy to swallow. It's radical, and crazy, and seems unreasonable. People like Stephen (Acts 6) didn't die so that we could tell people Jesus was blue.